It is a wise person who understands that "Do Not Take My Picture" means "If you take my picture, I will do you great harm."
I am not a wise person
Babe clawed me as I came through the screen
My sister told a particularly embarrassing story about me at this family BBQ
And my dear wife Kathy, caught here clearing out the old garden, displayed the weapons she intended to use on me if I took another picture.
This was the final photo. I'm slow, but I'm not stupid!