MAINE: my final frontier. These are the voyages of the Scooter Vespa 250 i.e. Super. Its continuing mission - to explore America's most heavily forested state - to roam the vast coastline, numberless lakes, and mighty mountains. To boldly go where no scooter has gone before!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Do Not Take My Picture!

It is a wise person who understands that "Do Not Take My Picture" means "If you take my picture, I will do you great harm."

I am not a wise person

Babe clawed me as I came through the screen

My sister told a particularly embarrassing story about me at this family BBQ

And my dear wife Kathy, caught here clearing out the old garden, displayed the weapons she intended to use on me if I took another picture.

This was the final photo. I'm slow, but I'm not stupid!



  1. Thomas:

    You've got to tell all of us that embarrassing story. You can' t mention it and then not blog about it.

    Riding the Wet Coast

  2. I'm with Bob Thomas ... is it better than the sand and the scoot story?

  3. I too smiled. But then I thought - if your wife is threatening to spank you with a stick, we know why you stopped.....or did you? ;-)

  4. Tom, very nice post. I like a guy who knows how to live dangerously. Cats and wives, reliably good at drawing blood and tears. Only the wives will make you sweat though.